6:00 am - Stomp on owner. Meow loudly. Lick owner's face. Announce it's time to wake up!
6:01 - Get pushed off owner.
6:05 - Stomp on owner. Meow. Lick owner's face.
6:06 - Get yelled at.
6:07 - Undaunted. Stomps, meows, licks.
6:09 - Get thrown off bed.
6:10 - Regroup.
7:00 am - Stomp, meow, lick owner repeatedly.
7:01 - Owner finally gets out of bed
7:02 - Get tripped over while owner makes her way to the kithen to feed you.
7:04 - Get fed.
8:00 am - Stomp, meow, lick owner repeatedly.
8:01 - Get thrown off bed
8:02 - 9:30 - Repeat stomping, meowing, licking until owner finally gets up.
9:31 - 10:30 - Follow owner around, getting tripped over.
10:31 - 11:30 - Whereabouts unknown.
11:35 - Owner finds you in the closet, in the corner, behind a box. Forced out of hiding.
11:37 - Owner forces you to play with Max, Violet, and Eloise (the mice).
11:45 - Owner asks for your opinon on her outfit. You dislike it and ignore her.
11:46 - Snuggle with owner.
11:50 - Owner decides to leave you, you smack her in an effort to get her to stay.
11:51 - Owner kisses you goodbye.
11:52 - 4:00 - Sleep in peace.
4:01 - Hear owner's keys. Greet her at the door.
4:02 - Follow to owner to bedroom.
4:05 - Follow to bathroom.
4:08 - Follow to kitchen.
4:09 - 4:12 - Beg for treat.
4:13 - Eat treats.
4:15 - 5:30 - Whereabouts unknown.
5:31 - Reappear. Beg for dinner.
5:35 - Get fed dinner.
5:40 - Reward owner by sitting behind her on couch.
5:42 - Owner takes out the horrible, annoying flashing thing. Starts clicking.
5:44 - Get annoyed.
5:45 - Leave.
5:50 - Owner seeks forgivness.
5:55 - Forgive Owner.
5:56 - 10:00 - Sleep on the back of couch, next to owner.
10:01 - Relucatantly follow owner to bed.
10:05 - Snuggle up next to owner and sleep some more.
It's tough being a Sniglet cat.
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