murderer.

Here's the sad, sad truth:

I'm a murderer.

(Don't let this picture fool you. The one that looks green and leafy and... alive? It's just dying a slow, slow death)

It's really a miracle that I've kept myself and the cat alive this long.

I keep holding out hope that these two little plants will revive themselves and be pretty and green once more, but that hopes is rapidly dwindling.